Comedians

Youll be cracking up at Nate Bargatzes take on his classroom struggles. The popular funnyman shared that he was not exactly the best student in the world and did so in a laugh-out-loud, knee-slapping fashion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Nate discuss his academic shortcomings. An education is important because, often, the more information we know and have, the better our lives will ultimately be. One of the most obvious ways to obtain an education is through school. However, sitting and spending time in a classroom is not the only way to acquire essential and crucial facts and figures. Some people, for various reasons, may not thrive and prosper in a classroom setting, and thats completely fine. Different people have different skill sets and talents. However, one of those people who seemed to have had trouble in the classroom was Nate. In a clip posted on YouTube, she shared how he was not exactly a straight-A student. But he goes even further than that, being open, honest and also extremely hilarious in talking about his time in the classroom. I had a hard time in school, he said. There was, when I got, when I barely graduated, got into a community college. Barely got into a college they have to let everybody in, he said. Later in the clip, he adds that his time while attending community college didnt produce the best results. He did not walk away with a degree. I went to community college for one year, he added. I have zero credits. Community college, a lot of people dont know, is college when theyre like, Youre probably going to stay in your community. So, were just going to show you the ropes around town. Nate never fails to make any subject funny. His trademark sense of humor and wit, as well as his willingness to make fun of himself, are what make him one of the most popular and successful comedians on the planet. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes story about his waitress will have you laughing out loud. The funnyman discussed a family outing in which their waitress literally disappeared and never returned with their food. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Nates unfortunate encounter with a vanishing waitress. Everyone enjoys eating, and we all have our favorite spots to grab a delicious, mouth-watering meal. The only thing that can make such an outing even better is having the people we love most with us while scarfing down that dish. What could be better than that? The short and correct answer, of course, is nothing. However, while we do love going out to eat with family and friends, things can and do go wrong. Likely, we could all share personal horror stories of instances in which the dining experience was less than optimal. Maybe it was that the restaurant got your order wrong, the food was cold or something else entirely. Of course, the point is that a lot can go wrong, resulting in a bad experience that is so awful it remains with you for a while. Nate knows all too well about horrible dining experiences. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shared how his waitress took his familys orders and then disappeared. He mentioned that she actually quit her job right after taking their orders, leaving Nate and his family waiting on and wondering about their food. We had a waitress quit on us once, Nate said. She just quit. She took our order and left. And she was very nice, we didnt know she was going to quit. And was like, Oh, thats a good choice. She wrote everything down and then walked to her car and drove to her house. Nate explains that, at the time, he and his family were unaware that she had quit, so they remained at their table, waiting and hoping that their food would arrive eventually. I think about her every day, he added. What happened? Where did you go? Does she think about us? Did we eat? Are we still there?

Tim Conway's hilarious attempts to get female attention are comedy gold. The comedic legend understands that he's not good with women, believing they don't like him, so he resorts to drastic and hysterical measures to try to win them over. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to see Tim give it his best shot in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Dating is not an easy process. For the most part, it's a trial-and-error system, which can be tiring and disheartening. Technology improvements and advancements may now provide some assistance when it comes to dating, but it can still be a shot in the dark at times. Maybe you're compatible with this person, and perhaps you're not. Another thing that often makes dating difficult is getting and gauging someone's interest and attention. To even strike up a conversation and go out on a date with someone, you must first capture their attention. Given the numerous distractions in our world today, that is easier said than done. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, along with his buddy, Harvey Korman, stops at a bar. Both are hoping to meet women, but Tim is down and discouraged. He doesn't want to be there because, as he says, women do not like him. For the life of him, he cannot understand why women seem to avoid him. Well, moments later, we start to get a good picture why Tim hasn't had much success romantically. Tim spots an attractive woman walking by, and he immediately grabs her and starts kissing her. Harvey, obviously distrusted by Tim's approach, corrects him and offers him words of encouragement for the next time, which happens relatively soon. Hilariously, that doesn't go much better. Finally, Tim spots another woman, played by Carol, who walks in, and right after she sits down, Tim begins to make his move. He tries several things, but nothing seems to work. Eventually, Tim's failure brings the entire place down, literally. Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, 'It is not good for the man to be by himself: I will make one like himself as a help to him.'

Steve Martin's hysterical juggling routine will leave you laughing out loud. The comedic legend wows as he displays his impressive hand-eye coordination. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see Steve Martin's juggling act, which will have you both amazed and doubled over with laughter. Entertainment is a challenging, competitive field. Most people, it seems, have a desire to be on stage in front of an audience full of adoring, cheering fans. They seek a financially lucrative career that allows them to entertain and thrill the masses with their God-given talent. However, as is evident from shows like American Idol, The Voice and America's Got Talent, those careers in the entertainment world are indeed hard to come by. Getting a chance, an opportunity is hard enough, but the chances of obtaining and achieving a successful, long-lasting career in entertainment that spans decades is nearly impossible. But some people have been able to do it, and Steve Martin is one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Steve demonstrates that he is a man of many talents. Not only is he absolutely hilarious and quick-witted, but he also has some tremendous, jaw-dropping hand-eye coordination. He juggles, adding to and taking away the number of what appear to be oranges he juggles, while also telling jokes that have the entire studio audience roaring with laughter. Those watching also let out collective oohs and aahs as Steve informs them of the tricks he'll be performing next. Hilariously enough, Steve gets himself in trouble with his most impressive trick, which he calls the big deal. He confesses that he has not found a great way to get out of it once he starts it. Additionally, it's worth noting that this clip is extremely rare. His hair is not white/grey, which it has been, seemingly, for decades. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This Tim Hawkins bit about an oddly named womens store has everyone in stitches. The popular comedian mentioned that he has frequently spotted a particular place where women can pick up some clothes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim imagine what goes on inside one of these stores. When it comes to clothing, we have many options. Items can be purchased online, from the warmth and comfort of your home, which is what people are doing with ever-increasing frequency. There are also still brick-and-mortar stores, actual physical locations where people can try on the clothing before making a purchasing decision. Additionally, clothing stores can be and are categorized according to price. There is everything from very high-end, extremely overpriced retailers to secondhand stores, where used items can be picked up for next to nothing, and everything in between. Often one way to determine on which side of the scale a store falls is through its name. Through its name, a retail establishment will aim to convey the types of items, their quality and the prices of those items. In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions one retailer in particular, The Dress Barn. According to Tim, The Dress Barn specializes in womens clothing. As Tim hilariously points out, The Dress Barn is not a really flattering name. It doesnt quite roll off the tongue. I noticed theres this womens clothing store I see a lot around here womens clothing store, he said. The actual name of the store is The Dress Barn. The Dress Barn. Thats the best name you could come up with, then? Thats, thats the one you want to go with? I dont think Im ever taking my wife to a place called The Dress Barn. Later in the clip, Tim hilariously imagines how some of the stores employees may act. His imagining of the possible actions and mannerisms of The Dress Barn employees will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crists hilarious take on Biblical figures using Uber will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman is likely spot on with how those in the Bible would react and say if they were to use the rideshare app. Watch the short clip to see Johns hysterical take on what would happen if popular Biblical characters were to use Uber. Technology is constantly improving and evolving. Its nearly impossible to stay up on the latest and greatest technological advancements. They come about so quickly that as soon as you get this model or that item, its out of date within a few days after purchase. Something new comes out every five minutes, frustratingly replacing what was just released. Despite the rapid pace of new item releases, technology has advanced to the point where we can accomplish nearly everything with our phones. With a few clicks and swipes, you can have a weeks worth of groceries sent to your door, send a text message to someone on the other side of the world and even have someone show up at your door ready and willing to drive you anywhere. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as several popular biblical characters, imagines how they might react if they were to use Uber. The conversations he has with the driver and even the items he brings along with him will have you laughing yourself silly. Everything about this short clip is hilarious. One of the funniest parts of the three-minute skit happens very early in the video. Its when John, as Noah, hops into the back of the vehicle and mentions how it looks like rain. The driver disagrees, but Noah insists that rain is coming and then asks the driver to take him to Home Depot for some supplies. Some of the people John portrays include James, Paul, Moses, Jonah, David, Jesus and even Judas. John 14:14 If you make any request to me in my name, I will do it.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes hilariously shared her dad's long, rambling answers to simple, straightforward questions. The popular comedian often just wants a quick answer, but her father can and frequently does give her much more than that. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear her give an example of what she can ask her father and his laugh-out-loud, long-winded response. It's important to visit and talk with people, especially with those we haven't seen in a while. It's a simple act of kindness that shows people that we care about them and what is going on in their lives. Not only that, who doesn't want to spend time catching up and letting others know what is going on in their life? However, when it comes to some people, one question can turn into a 20, 30 or even an hour-long conversation. And during that time, you may not even get a word into the conversation. With people like that, it quickly goes from a conversation to a monologue, where they tell you their thoughts and opinions on things you never asked about or wanted to know. We all know people like this, and if you don't, it's likely that you're that person. In a YouTube clip, Anjelah mentioned that she can ask her father an easy, very simple question. All that is necessary to answer her inquiry is one or two words from her dad, but that is not what she ever receives. Instead, what she gets is her father's thoughts and opinions on his workplace and coworkers. And he may or may not answer her initial question. I can ask my dad a very simple question, 'Hey Dad, are you coming to visit me this weekend or next weekend?' she said. His answer should sound something like, 'This weekend'or 'Next weekend.' No, not my dad. You ask my dad that question, and this is the answer you're going to get. Anjelah provides a hilarious example of the type of long-winded, rambling answers her dear old dad gives her when all she wants and needs is a little bit of information. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This couple, a husband-and-wife team, nailed every Hallmark Christmas movie clich in their hysterical parody. Youll immediately recognize every scene and line of dialogue that they are mocking in this laugh-out-loud clip. Watch the short but hilarious video to see this husband and wifes gut-bustlingly funny take on Hallmark Christmas movies and other similar cheesy, awful made-for-TV Christmas flicks. Not every movie is Oscar-worthy material. In fact, some are actually pretty bad and very poorly made. Many of the films produced by Hollywood lose money. In some cases, films will lose Hollywood studios hundreds of millions of dollars. We can all probably quickly rattle off a list of awful movies weve seen in the theater. For one reason or another, we deeply regret handing over good, hard-earned money to see those particular films. But no matter how bad they may have been, odds are they were 10 times better than any Christmas-themed made-for-TV movie from Hallmark or other similar channels. Now, those things are bad, with many of them bordering on unwatchably bad. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and a wife hysterically mock those cheesy Christmas films, hitting every clich the bland title, the horrible, predictable story, the bad acting and even the location where those movies are always set. They are all in there and will likely cause you to burst into uncontrollable bouts of laughter. In the opening scene of A Christmas for Christmas, the woman in the parody, for some reason, finds herself strolling through the woods of her New England hometown at Christmastime (sound familiar?) While walking through the woods, she comes upon a man, an old high school classmate, who secretly had a crush on her, chopping wood. Of course, those two eventually fall in love and get married. The woman also discovers that her new husband is wealthy. In this case, its because he invented the internet. See, its every Hallmark Christmas movie ever made. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgans response to her childs tough question has everyone laughing. The popular comedian responded to her child in a hysterical yet relatable way. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the challenging question and Leannes response that had the entire audience cracking up. Children are, without a doubt, the biggest, most wonderful blessing that any of us will receive on Earth. There is nothing like being a parent. Mother or father is the most important and meaningful position and title you will ever hope to obtain. Those little ones add incalculable amounts of joy and happiness to every home and household. However, while your little ones are blessings and you wouldnt trade time with them for anything, not every parenting moment is memorable. Some will be downright awful. Your nerves and your patience will be consistently tested and stretched to the limit. Additionally, children have a habit of asking their parents challenging questions. A clip posted on YouTube proves this to be the case. In the video, Leanne, who frequently talks about her family during her stand-up routine, shared a parenting moment that took place before she became a touring comedian. She received a challenging question from one of her youngsters. Its one that would have caused many parents to momentarily freeze as they try to come up with a remotely suitable and acceptable response. When I was a young mama, I always had a minivan, she said. And Chuck Morgan was out making us a wonderful living, but he was gone, traveling all over the United States. And everybody would be crying and yelling, and that sensitive baby, that middle one, would ask me deep, deep questions. Later in the clip, Leanne revealed one of the questions she received from the child and how she answered. For example, questions about the solar system, she added. Finally, one day, I said, Baby, I didnt pay attention in school. Is there anything youd like to know about Young and the Restless? Thats one way to answer that question. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Many mothers will likely be able to relate to this laugh-out-loud Saturday Night Live Christmas skit. The long-running sketch comedy show hit the nail on the head with this Christmas-themed skit, and moms everywhere are sure to agree. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why mothers are likely to be nodding their heads in total agreement with this SNL skit. Christmas is, as many beloved and uber catchy songs state, the most wonderful time of the entire year. Its the season filled with annual traditions, when memories are made as friends and family gather together to celebrate, recognize and honor the birth of Jesus Christ. There is also usually an endless supply of mouth-watering treats and dishes. Diets typically do not stand a chance during the Christmas season. Additionally, during those Christmas celebrations, gifts are often exchanged. And who doesnt enjoy opening up gifts specifically purchased for them? Yes, as Jesus said, it is better to give than to receive, but there is still a lot of fun and enjoyment that comes from receiving a gift. You know who else enjoys opening up gifts on Christmas? Mothers. Sadly, though, it often feels like moms are the ones buying for everyone else, and then they receive basic or very functional and boring presents. In a clip posted on YouTube, a skit featuring Kristen Wiig aptly captures this sad but true fact about Christmas gifts. The entire family sings a catchy but cheesy tune about the things theyve received. Dad, the two children and even the familys adorable pup are treated like royalty, opening up some truly extravagant gifts. When it comes to mom, her present isnt exactly the greatest, especially when considering the things everyone else has opened. While the entire skit and song are hysterical, without a doubt, the most gut-bustlingly funny part of the whole clip is Moms mention of her stocking and how she burned her hand in the oven, but refuses to react to it. Instead, she suppresses her feelings and keeps everything inside. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Do you need a gift idea? John Crist has a hilarious suggestion. The popular funnyman has reimagined a Christian version of Amazons Alexa. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn about the Christian version of Alexa. Christmas is a fantastic and wonderful season, arguably the best time of the year. Its a season full of traditions, when memories are made. Honestly, what could be better than gathering with family and friends, enjoying a delicious, mouth-watering meal and opening a gift or two? Christmas has a lot going for it; no other holiday can really compete with all that Christmas offers. However, if we were to nitpick and look for downsides to the Christmas holiday, there are some. First, the weather that typically accompanies the Christmas holiday is usually not the greatest. Most people dont enjoy the frigid temperatures and bone-chilling wind chills. Also, and this one is the worst, shopping for gifts. This can be particularly troublesome if you have someone difficult to buy for on your list. What do you get them? They are just going to return it anyway. Well, John may have the perfect solution for you! In a clip posted on YouTube, John reimagines a hilarious version of Amazons Alexa that is super Christian. Instead of the version we all know, this one will offer encouragement and even provide correction and admonition for your behavior. It also gives alternative suggestions whenever you ask it to do things. Check out Johns hysterical commercial for the Christian version of Alexa. Early in the skit, John is putting away groceries and asks the device to play music from Kanye West. Alexa, instead of doing what he asks, suggests an alternative: How about Matthew West? Later, John struggles to open a jar, and Alexa immediately recognizes the situation, spitting out an encouraging verse from the Bible. It also corrects his choice of beverage and suggests praying before John and his lady friend enjoy a meal. And pay special attention to who John says is responsible for the Christian alternative to Amazons Alexa. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shares his culture shock when traveling abroad. The popular and talented funnyman mentioned that his eyes were opened when he went overseas. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what surprised Nate the most when he took his act across the ocean. Who doesnt enjoy traveling? Being on vacation is one of the best things in life. Going somewhere where youve never been, exploring all that this new land, this new place has to offer, is the biggest joy when it comes to traveling. No matter where you go, youll get to see, do, taste and smell things you dont when at home. When people travel to different countries, especially to a place as old as Europe, some will experience what can only be described as culture shock. Everything is so different from what they are used to that it can be difficult to comprehend. Not only do Europeans live very differently from Americans, but their structures and buildings are also ancient. Some have been around for thousands of years, while the United States of America is relatively new and young. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned that he experienced this when he went over to Europe and Australia. He described what he saw and experienced with his trademark humor and wit that will have you doubled over with laughter. If you go to Europe, just so you know, its the most old, he explained to the audience. Its very old. You think were old, and you get there and youre like, Good night! What have yall been doing over here? You just walk around, theyre like, That building is from eight. Youre like, Good golly! He had a similar experience when he traveled to Australia. Although it was so much the age of the country that surprised him, it was the incredible distance that he had to go just to get to the land down under. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze shared the bizarre thing someone felt the need to tell him. The popular funnyman was more than a little surprised to receive this piece of true, but unnecessary information. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what Nate was told and how he reacted to it. Everyone has pastimes and hobbies. Some people may enjoy reading, while others prefer outdoor activities like fishing or hunting. Those activities and interests are good and healthy, and help to take our minds off our concerns, worries and burdens for a short time. Even if its just for an hour or two, that is often a welcome and much-needed break from everyday life. For Nate, his hobby and pastime of choice is golf. He has frequently discussed his love of golf, incorporating his hilarious and unexpected experiences on the links into his stand-up routine. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned a conversation he had with someone about a very specific golf course. This course in North Carolina has one odd, very different feature about it, with Nate being a golfer, which likely intrigued him. The dumbest Ive ever been talked to, he said. Theres, I like to golf, and so a guy was telling me, theres a real golf course in North Carolina where they have llamas as the caddies. So, if you dont know anything about golf, I mean, a caddie is, usually carries your bag around and tells you how far you are from the hole. Im not sure how something like that would work, but then, again, I dont understand how anyone can play golf. But what the guy felt he needed to tell Nate about the golf-caddying llamas will have you rolling with laughter. So, he told me that, and then he looks into my big dumb eyes, and he goes, Just so you know, llamas cant talk though, Nate added. Hilariously, Nate was taken aback by the mans statement, mainly because the man offered up this information without any prompting. Perhaps, as Nate suggests, he was trying to get ahead of Nate in case that was a question he was going to ask. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has shared the hilarious and effective tactic he uses to win arguments. The funnyman, Greg Warren, shared his fail-proof strategy for coming out on top whenever you find yourself in a heated disagreement. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Greg does that guarantees him a victory no matter the argument or debate. No two people are exactly alike. We are not carbon copies or duplicates of one another, where we agree on every single thing. Instead, we are individuals who may not always agree on every topic or subject. Well likely view things differently from our friends, parents and especially our spouse. They have a point of view, and so do we. Now, as everyone knows, those differences can and will often result in disagreements. Some of them may even get a little heated at times. People can and do get a little passionate about their views, and thats fine, but as long as we keep everything civil, right? Well, suppose youre into winning and coming out on top of every argument. In that case, Greg has some advice for you. Its a tactic that he has used to great effect to defeat, mystify and befuddle his opponents whenever he gets into a verbal sparring match. In addition to revealing his secret weapon for winning arguments, he provides a hilarious example of when it was effective. Usually, when someone is mean to you, your first reaction is to be mean right back at them, he said. It doesnt work. Its not effective, OK? Heres what you do next time: act stupid. Stupid frustrates people, it does. He shares an example of a time when he was in an airport and had a disagreement with an airline employee. The woman was being snippy and rude, and thats when Greg employed his act stupid tactic, which left her confused and unsure. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Lucille Ball had an unforgettable and pretty hilarious restaurant experience. The two comedic legends thought theyd try a new restaurant, and it didnt go quite as planned. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how their lunch took quite the turn in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. While its been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, one could make the argument that they all are pretty crucial. Simply put, everyone enjoys eating. No one wants to miss a single meal, even though many of us could probably stand to do so. We love eating so much that we make plans and schedules around meals. People will often go out for breakfast, lunch and dinner together, catching up and enjoying each others company in the process. Some might even partake in something called brunch, which is, of course, a horrible attempt to combine breakfast food with things typically eaten at lunchtime. We get it, people enjoy eating. But brunch may have taken things too far. Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Lucille, two professional women who were able to sneak away long enough from their busy jobs, have lunch (not brunch, never brunch!) together. They decide to try a new place. Everyone loves trying a new restaurant. Why not step outside your taste buds comfort zone now and then? Well, hilariously enough, this turns out to be a dining experience that neither of them imagined. It was just described as a place that served food native to Argentina. That sounds good enough, right? However, it soon becomes evident that the food and the people working in the restaurant have a much more WWII vibe and flavor. Needless to say, I dont think Carol and Lucille will be returning customers. Theyve probably had their last meal ever at the Caf Argentine. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

From strict to chill John Crists funny look at his parents dramatic transformation. The popular funnyman mentions that his parents outlook on things has undergone a considerable change from when he was a child. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to hear John discuss how much his parents have changed. Change is a part, an unavoidable fact of life. As ironic as it may be, one of the only constant and predictable things in life is change. It happens in nearly every aspect and facet. There are changes when it comes to the job, the weather, where someone lives and how individuals look. Yes, as much as we might hate to admit it, over the years, as we age, our appearances will transform. And no amount of so-called anti-aging products will stop or reverse this. As it turns out, what people believe and how they think and feel about topics and subjects will also change. New information and experiences will shape our thoughts and views, and, as a result, well likely see things differently. But how dramatic will that change be? That all depends on each person. In a clip posted on YouTube, John hilariously details how his parents have experienced a vast change from when he was a child. He mentioned that when he was a kid, they did not own a television. In fact, he points out that when the family wanted to watch the World Series, they actually rented a TV to watch it. When it was not in use, a black trash bag was placed over it. He described himself and his siblings as being homeschooled prisoners of war. Well, times have certainly changed in the Crist household. And do you think my parents have a TV now? he asked. Oh, sure. DIRECTV, actually. Lots of movies. Just all kinds of R-rated movies. My parents are just in there, chuckling. I go, Mom, whats going on? She goes, Oh, chill out, John. Its just a little bit of language. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.