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A hysterical skit pokes fun at men who complain about their wives. As the sketch makes clear, their arguments and gripes with their better halves may not be as valid as they believe. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what these husbands are so upset about with their wives, and how they both undercut the complaints they have about their wives. Humans are not supposed to live by themselves. How boring and miserable of an existence would that be? That would be downright awful. The fact is that we are all made to interact with one another, to establish and maintain connections and develop relationships. While relationships and connections with fellow human beings are necessary and healthy, they are not always easy. Dont believe me? Ask someone who is married, and they will tell you Im 100 percent correct. People have different points of view, which can and do lead to disagreements and arguments, especially when it comes to husbands and wives. A hilarious clip posted on YouTube shows two husbands who have issues with their wives behavior and actions, which they voice to one another. Neither of them can understand why their better halves do this or that. Its so aggravating and grates on their nerves to no end. But, like most humans, they cannot see how similar their actions are to what they are complaining about. Some would call this behavior hypocrisy, and theyd be exactly right. The skit begins with the two guys working on a truck. Seconds into the skit, they start complaining about their wives making constant, unnecessary purchases, and then how that item she just bought sits around unused. In the very next breath, they mention how every guy needs an extra truck just sitting in their driveway. This isnt the only hysterical example of their hypocrisy. It is on full display throughout the short clip. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian shares his side-splitting bit on why Tums beats all other over-the-counter medications. His hilarious take on the popular antacid will have you doubled over with laughter and gasping for air. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why this comedian believes Tums is head and shoulders above every other similar medicine. Being sick is absolutely no fun. Even having the common cold or a mild cough and fever is an awful experience and can take you out of commission for a few days. Being sick is so bad that when people are ill, the only thing most individuals concentrate on when under the weather is getting better. Good health is undoubtedly a blessing from the Lord, and we all take it for granted too much. While there are many forms of sickness, one of the most annoying, uncomfortable and, sadly, most common is an upset stomach. Thankfully, there are an endless number of medicines available over the counter that help fight against an upset stomach. One of those, of course, is Tums the popular chewy, dissolvable tablets. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron Weber explains why they are the best. I do take care of myself, Aaron said. I do try. I eat a lot of Tums. Those are good. He explains how the taste of Tums has improved so much in the last decade or so that one could easily mistake them for candy. Its borderline top five candy in the country right now, he said. I give it out at Halloween. Its gotten so good. They just came out with orange-cream. I dont know if yall get the same emails I do, but the new flavor just dropped. Its orange-cream Tums. I cant remember the last time I had a Tums, but anything has to be better than Alka-Seltzer or Pepto Bismol. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins jokes about the awkward spot his church put hand sanitizers. The popular funnyman made a hilarious observation regarding the placement of hand sanitizing stations at his home church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Tim discovered and how it is likely not the message the church wants to be sending. Visiting a church for the first time can be daunting and overwhelming. Even for people who have grown up in the church, visiting another one for the first time can and does give many people a lot of anxiety. Thats why its always a good idea to approach new people cautiously, not immediately hover and crowd around them. Give people a chance to breathe and get acclimated to their surroundings before bombarding them with handshakes and hugs. However, you also want to be welcoming and friendly and not come off as cold and uncaring. So, a delicate balance must be struck in these types of situations. That is likely part of the reason why many churches have greeters a smiling face and a handshake as you enter the house of worship. However, as Tim points out in a hilarious clip posted on social media, even this simple interaction can go wrong. My church, they have these two hand sanitizer stations right by the front-door greeters, he said. That is not a good message. He then acts out a scenario in which a church greeter welcomes a new family as they enter the church. During the conversation and as the greeter learns more about the new family, the greeter covers themselves in more and more hand sanitizer. Their words sound welcoming and friendly, but the greeters actions say something else. So, you can see why putting a hand sanitizing station by church greeters might send a wrong and unintended message to members of the congregation. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins hilarious bit on singing the wrong lyrics will have you in stitches. The popular funnyman points out some beloved, well-known songs to which he had been singing the wrong words for quite some time. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the songs Tim had gotten very wrong, and the lyrics he sang instead. Music, like food, is one of the few universally loved things. We may not be able to agree on much in todays very divided, polarized times, but music has a high approval rating. Everyone loves music. There is literally a genre and a style for every taste and preference. Can you even think of someone who dislikes music and would rather go through life in complete silence, without the addition of music? I cant, and I hope you cant either. That would be a miserable individual. We can all agree that music is fantastic, and we all like to sing along to certain songs when they come on the radio. However, have you ever thought you might be singing the wrong lyrics? This is bound to happen occasionally, but hopefully, you correct it and do not let it go too long. That would just be embarrassing. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim admits there are some recognizable and iconic songs that he has been getting wrong for a while. The first song he mentions is Elton Johns classic, Rocket Man. He really got the chorus wrong. It wasnt even close, and Im not even sure how he could have thought those were the words. It doesnt make sense with the rest of the song. But either way, its still terribly amusing. Next is Americas classic, A Horse with No Name. Tim points out that this wasnt him, but his brother, who invented lyrics for this tune. Again, this is hilarious, but given the songs name, getting the words that wrong is a bit of a head scratcher. He also points out how there are songs that have some really dumb and obvious lyrics. It just shows that if you include some catchy, upbeat, toe-tapping music, people will overlook poorly written and nonsensical lyrics. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

Carol Burnett and Tim Conway shine in another classic Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins sketch. The comedic legends are hysterical in this iconic, uproarious skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Carol and Tim bring the laughs as some of their most memorable characters. The best comedy always has an element of truth, something that the audience can easily relate to and understand. The Carol Burnett Show was fantastic at doing this. Many of the show's sketches involved getting big laughs out of common, everyday actions and interactions. Tim Conway's Oldest Man character, Mama's Family and even those Mrs. Wiggins and Mr. Tudball sketches are situations we can all relate to in varying degrees. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins are going around once again. Like every other time, Tim, as Mr. Tudball, continually lobs one hilarious insult after another at his lazy, dimwitted secretary, Mrs. Wiggins (played by Carol), which sails right over her head. However, in this skit, Mr. Tudball has just installed a buzzer for his office door, and he's attempting to go over the buzzer's protocol with her. As you might have guessed, things quickly and hilariously go off the rails. Mrs. Wiggins's inability to grasp and understand even the most straightforward, simplest instructions causes Mr. Tudball great consternation. At this point, you have to wonder why he keeps her employed? Wouldnt it be much easier to fire her? However, despite Mrs. Wiggins' failure to understand anything, it's Mr. Tudball who finds himself in the oddest, most unexplainable situations. By the end of the skit, Mr. Tudball is left locked out of his office, scaling the office building and attempting to break into his office through a locked window. This skit is another hilarious example of Carol and Tim's comedic genius! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conways battle with a plant will have you laughing out loud. The legendary comedian and comedic actor got into quite a physical entanglement with an unexpected foe during a hysterical skit on The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip in which Tim battles against a plant (Yes, you read that right). Some people are naturally good with plants and crops. They and their green thumb are seemingly born knowing how much water and sunlight a particular plant or crop needs. They can keep anything alive and thriving, while others arent so great with plants. Anything they do typically ends with the plant shriveling and dying, never to return. A lot of knowledge and skill is required to be a successful gardener and farmer. Even though it may appear to be the case from the outside, someone doesnt just wake up one morning and become an expert gardener. It takes time, energy and work, just like anything else worthwhile in this life. Also, an uproarious clip posted on YouTube points out that caring for a plant takes a fair amount of strength, brute force and physical endurance. In the clip, Tim is a customer at a flower shop, where Carol Burnett plays the proprietor. He is hoping to return and replace a plant, and nothing else. He had picked up a crummy plant, and wants to make an exchange. He claims the plant hates him. Carols character, a bit of an oddball (to put it lightly), addresses the plants as if they were people. She talks to them and even apologizes to them. At first, its unknown why Tim is so adamant about getting rid of the plant he had purchased, but that soon becomes crystal clear. When Carol leaves the room, the massive plant behind Tim becomes alive and physically picks him up as the two of them get into a hilarious physical altercation, where Tim is battling for his life. Neither of them is willing to give an inch in this hysterical clip! Genesis 1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and God saw that it was good.

Tim Hawkins hilarious bit on singing the wrong lyrics will have you in stitches. The popular funnyman points out some beloved, well-known songs to which he had been singing the wrong words for quite some time. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the songs Tim had gotten very wrong, and the lyrics he sang instead. Music, like food, is one of the few universally loved things. We may not be able to agree on much in todays very divided, polarized times, but music has a high approval rating. Everyone loves music. There is literally a genre and a style for every taste and preference. Can you even think of someone who dislikes music and would rather go through life in complete silence, without the addition of music? I cant, and I hope you cant either. That would be a miserable individual. We can all agree that music is fantastic, and we all like to sing along to certain songs when they come on the radio. However, have you ever thought you might be singing the wrong lyrics? This is bound to happen occasionally, but hopefully, you correct it and do not let it go too long. That would just be embarrassing. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim admits there are some recognizable and iconic songs that he has been getting wrong for a while. The first song he mentions is Elton Johns classic, Rocket Man. He really got the chorus wrong. It wasnt even close, and Im not even sure how he could have thought those were the words. It doesnt make sense with the rest of the song. But either way, its still terribly amusing. Next is Americas classic, A Horse with No Name. Tim points out that this wasnt him, but his brother, who invented lyrics for this tune. Again, this is hilarious, but given the songs name, getting the words that wrong is a bit of a head scratcher. He also points out how there are songs that have some really dumb and obvious lyrics. It just shows that if you include some catchy, upbeat, toe-tapping music, people will overlook poorly written and nonsensical lyrics. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

Bob Newharts hysterical driving instructor routine will have you in stitches. The legendary comedian did his iconic and classic driving instructor bit, and as expected, he brought down the house. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see him perform his funny, side-splitting driving instructor routine. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest, most challenging things to do. Youre up on stage all by yourself, telling jokes and (hopefully) getting laughs. If things on stage dont go according to plan, there is nothing to hide behind or anyone else to blame. Its all on the comedian, and thats a frightening thought for most people. However, despite the difficulties surrounding and involved in stand-up comedy, many ardently pursue it and attempt to make it their entire career. Many have succeeded in the stand-up comedy world, becoming legends. If asked to do so, anyone could rattle off a handful of very successful comedians. One of those names mentioned is likely to be Bob Newhart. In a clip posted on YouTube, Bob does his driving instructor routine. It is precisely as it sounds: Bob is a driving instructor trying to guide someone who has encountered many issues while trying to pass the driving test. The situation he creates and the conversation he has with the woman and everyone else who pops up in the scenario will leave you laughing long after the clip ends. It has to be physically impossible to watch this clip of the late, beloved comedian and not laugh along with the studio audience. Its as funny today as when he first performed it. Another important aspect of this routine and his entire stand-up career was his ability to get people to laugh themselves silly without being crude or using profanity. He was funny and did not have to resort to shock humor to get a laugh. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian spotted a road sign while in Indiana and turned it into comedy gold. The sign is one that you likely will not see, but the message on it does raise some concerns. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what was on the road sign and the very important questions and concerns the comedian raised. In a very polarized, divided world, where agreement on anything is hard to come by, comedy is one of the few things universally loved. Who doesnt love to laugh? There are many different kinds of comedy. There is bound to be a type for every taste, preference and sense of humor. However, the best comedy is relatable, and when there is some nugget of truth to the joke. When the subject or topic being mocked or ridiculed is something weve all encountered at some point, everyone can get in on the laughs, making for a much better joke. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Aaron Weber recalls the distressing and highly concerning road sign he spotted in northern Indiana. I was in northern Indiana a couple weeks ago, not doing comedy, just sightseeing, he said. And I drove past a prison there. I wasnt going to prison. I didnt know there was a prison around until I saw a sign. This is a real sign, out of nowhere, Medium Security Prison Nearby. Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers. This raises a lot more questions than it answers. Later in the clip, Aaron pointed out how the signs message is likely to be received. That sign does feel like theyre saying, Look, theyre getting out, alright? And its happened a bunch. Its happening right now. We dont know what to do. Were only a medium security prison. Why dont we put it on yall a little bit? Stop picking em up every time! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian recalled his hilarious first day at his movie theater job. The popular funnyman, Jonnie W, mentioned that his first job was working at a movie theater, which didnt start on the right foot. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened to him during his first day of work at the movie theater. Everybody needs money and to figure out a way to make a living. Unless you are born into a wealthy family, receive a large inheritance or are one of those privileged trust fund kids, youll likely be working a 9-to-5. Theres no shame in working. In fact, there is a lot of dignity in working a job, not to mention the sense of accomplishment and self-esteem that comes with it. However, no one starts as the CEO of a company. Most people gain experience working in fast-food restaurants or similar establishments as teenagers. Those positions help develop and build character, a work ethic and that bank account. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie mentions that his first job was working in a movie theater, but it could have started a little better. I was 17 years old, straight out of high school, he said. And theyre like, All right. They got a clipboard. The guys been there six months longer than me at this dumb movie theater job. Hes like, All right, youre new. So, why dont you fill up these straw machines? Fill up these napkin machines, and then get a five-gallon bucket of water and meet me up here. Naturally, Jonnie was a little thrown off by the command to get a large bucket full of water. However, because he was new, he did not question it; instead, he did what he was told. I thought I was going to be mopping floors or something, he said. I get up there, he goes, Youre new. Its your turn to fill up the drinking fountains. Jonnie had fallen victim to a little new-guy hazing. He had just fallen victim to a prank. He understands it was a bad first impression when his manager saw him pouring water down an automatic water fountain. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze turned golfing with his wife into comedy gold. The popular funnyman had an interesting time while out golfing with his better half. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Nates golf outing with his wife. Everyone should have a hobby or two. Constantly worrying and being on edge about this or that is not a healthy way to go through life. We all need ways to decompress and escape lifes many stresses and worries, even for just a few hours. Thats one of the many benefits of having a hobby or favorite leisure activity. For many people, that selected hobby is golf. Its understandable why so many people flock to the game. Its quiet, and you dont have to concentrate on anything other than having your club make contact with the ball, sending it toward the hole (hopefully). In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explains how he thought he would enjoy a nice, relaxing time out with his wife on the greens, but that was not the case. Things quickly got off on the wrong foot. As Nate explains, tee times are very specific in golf. His wife would not make theirs, and then things quickly spiraled from there, leaving Nate having to improvise as he played the next couple of holes. I tee off, Nate said. Its a good shot, goes in the fairway, not a big deal. A lot of people do that. I tee off, then play the next four holes alone with my driver. Do you know how big of a psycho you look like when you go hit every single golf shot with the least versatile club in the bag? Later in the clip, Nate says that his wife found the situation much funnier than he did. She finally showed up and was laughing, he said. I wasnt as thrilled as she thought I should be. You made your husband play four holes alone with his driver. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously explained what he means by the largest minority group. His hysterical explanation will have you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but uproarious clip to learn about the largest minority group and how we are all one accident from gaining entry. English is often considered one of the most challenging languages to learn. To use it properly, tons of rules must be learned and grasped. There is seemingly an endless list of rules and specifications regarding the English language. However, this makes it so challenging to pick up, and there are always exceptions to those rules. However, one of the strangest things about English is the contradictory phrases, commonly called oxymorons. Of course, thats when two words that are the complete opposite of one another are used together. For instance, jumbo shrimp, exact estimate, clearly misunderstood and deafening silence, among many others. They sound strange and most certainly are, but we know weve all said and heard them before. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Josh Blue mentions one that you may not have heard as much about. Still, it most certainly qualifies as an oxymoron the largest minority group. When he says that, he is referring to the disabled community. The disabled community is the largest minority group on the planet, he said. Because the thing is, they pile us all together. So, if youre blind, get in the pile. If youre deaf, help the blind guy find the pile. If youve got one leg, hop on. Later in the clip, Josh mentions how the largest minority group always welcomes new members and how we are all just one unfortunate accident away from joining the group. The English language is odd, and Josh makes hilarious use of its oddities in this clip. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Tim Conway cracked up in a side-splitting skit. The two comedy legends could not keep it together, making for a classic, iconic skit that will keep you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Tim and Carol break character in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The Carol Burnett Show is a legendary television program. It is, without a doubt, one of the best, most beloved shows of all time. Due mainly to its all-star cast of Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway and Carol Burnett, its a show that never gets old. No matter how many times you watch those skits, they are never not funny. However, as great and off-the-wall as many of those skits were, the best ones will always be when the cast breaks character. Of course, this often occurred when Harvey and Tim were in skits together. Usually, all Tim had to do to send Harvey into a fit of laughter was to look at him. There were other instances, but not nearly as many, when other castmates broke character. In a clip posted on YouTube, Harvey and Carol play a royal couple who are approached by their loud, whiny, demanding daughter, played by Vicki. The daughter informs her parents that she has found the man she wants to marry, who happens to be Tim. Neither Carol nor Harvey is thrilled with this development. Carol, Harvey and Vickis characters are members of the royal family, and Tim, playing a low-level, hollowed-out military member, is not. They go back and forth, figuring out how this relationship and marriage ceremony will proceed. As they do so, there are tons of laughs all around. Harvey very noticeably breaks character after Tim approaches and looks at him. However, the biggest break in character belongs to Carol and Tim, who both have trouble keeping it together near the end of the skit. This is yet another reason why The Carol Burnett Show is and always will be considered a comedy classic. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crists hysterical take on fantasy football will have you in stitches. The funnyman gives his opinion on the popular pastime that starts up every year, coinciding with the start of the NFL season. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John explain fantasy football and how its more than a little odd. Everyone loves football, right? Thats a generally accepted fact, and personally, I cannot see why anyone would not enjoy the game. Whether its the NFL, college, high school or even pee-wee, football is one of, if not the greatest, sports, and many seemingly cannot get enough of it. Football has become such an obsession for many people that they have even gotten into fantasy football. If youre unfamiliar with fantasy football, a group of friends gets together and forms what they call a league. In these leagues, each person has their team, which is formed by selecting players in the NFL. Then, once those teams are formed, they compete against one another, where a win or a loss is determined by how well those players perform in their actual games on Sunday. It might sound confusing, but its not. It also might sound a little strange, and one could argue that it is, which John does in a clip posted on YouTube. We play fantasy football, thats crazy, he said. First of all, watching football is a fantasy. OK, we cant do it. We watch other guys do it. Fantasy football is a fantasy of the fantasy, cause that team wasnt doing very good, so we created a new fantasy. After taking a shot at Dallas Cowboys fans, John pointed out how one television network even aired a mock fantasy football draft. Like, fellas, how far from reality can we get? he asked. Hes, like, I just picked up Aaron Rodgers! Im, like, Pick up your daughter from school, dude! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett's life was wrecked due to her choice of toilet paper in a hilarious and off-the-wall sketch. Things quickly went from good to horrible for Carol in this classic but zany skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to discover how and why her incorrect choice in toilet paper led to her life unraveling. The Carol Burnett Show is one of television's most iconic and beloved programs. It boasted an all-star cast that included the likes of Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway and, of course, Carol Burnett. Those four are some of the most talented and gifted performers who have ever graced a stage or appeared on television. There was nothing they could not make memorable or funny, so much so that they often broke up one another during the skits. However, as great as those four wereand they very much werethe show's sharp, hysterical writing has to get some of the credit for why the show was so successful and continues to be watched today. Without the writing, the actors would have most likely been standing on stage without anything to say or do. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol appears in a sketch that many probably didn't see coming at all. It's a bit out of left field, but it still manages to keep you laughing from beginning to end, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters when it comes to comedy. The sketch begins with Carol arriving home from another successful trip to the store. However, as she starts to put away groceries, she discovers whole rolls of toilet paper in odd places. But that isn't all. The toilet paper has messages for her from all of her family members. Essentially, they have all had it with Carol's poor choice of toilet paper and are looking for greener pastures. This sketch is hilarious but still pretty odd. It has to be a parody of a toilet paper commercial that was on then. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze cannot stand this one thing that happens every time he visits the doctors office. It annoys him to no end, and likely many people can relate to Nates frustration. Watch the short but hilarious clip to listen to Nate share what frustrates him about the doctors office. Visiting the doctor is never fun, and even simply going for a yearly checkup is not an enjoyable process. Even if your doctor is super friendly or extremely personable, seeing them is never high on anyones priority list. Who wants to be poked, prodded and shot and then be charged an arm and a leg for it? That is no ones idea of fun, and if it is, well, you probably have a much bigger problem that no medical professional will be able to diagnose and solve. To make matters even worse, you will be asked to complete a large pile of paperwork before seeing the doctor. The documents are very familiar forms because you are asked to complete them every time you visit. It also doesnt matter if youre seeing this doctor for the first time or have been a patient for 20 years. Those forms must be filled out immediately! In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate hysterically shares his frustration and annoyance with having to complete these same forms at the doctors office. He will have you laughing from beginning to end. I like my doctor, he said. The one thing that drives me crazy, every time I go, they, I have to fill the same form out. And Im like, What are yall doing with this form? Last time I said, Let me take it home. Ill take it. I dont know if yall have a fire here every night. He also added that he needs a lot of help filling out these forms because he doesnt know any answers. So, he has to call his wife and even survey family members for help. Matthew 9:12 When Jesus heard it, he said to them, Those who are healthy have no need for a physician, but those who are sick do.